I had to post this

I thought this was hysterical. And though I have read an insane number of hysterical things on this site (The Hater at The Onion AV club, too lazy to find a link), so many that I can't even post them all, I had to do this one.

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Now that the circle is complete and The Hater has been mentioned in the hallowed webpages of Star magazine (Seriously. Check it out.), there's never been a better time to rag on the tabloids some more. Specifically, their "Fashion Police" and "Style Violatons" sections.

You know how these work: a round-up of some of the worst, fourth-tier comedians are given pictures of celebrities in dumb outfits; they try to out-pun, out-reference, and out-lame each other; then you read it and wonder why, God why, does this happen every week.

Here's an example:

Ugh.

C'mon, SZISH. You're barely not trying. Is that the most unclever Jennifer Love Hewitt reference/insult you can think of?

What about:

"I Know What Her Hair Did Last Summer!"

or

"Can't Hardly Wait till she fixes her hair a way that is more aesthetically pleasing to me!"

or

"She may be a Ghost Whisperer, but that hair is frightening!"

or

"Her hairstyle is unflattering. Garfield!"

Am I forgetting any other Jennifer Love Hewitt projects that can be expertly weaved into a comment about how bad her hair is?